I could have gone through life having never heard ofMoxie Girlz.I’d have been perfectly fine with that. But whether I like it or not, that blissful ignorance has been stolen from me. The vacant stares of tweenage glam dolls now haunt my subconscious mind. And now, dear reader, I shall pass my pain on to you. Sharing is caring, after all.

If you or (more likely) your daughter lovesMoxie Girlz, you might be pleased to hear that the fashion dolls are making their way to the Nintendo DS on October 25th. Prepare for “hours of fun” in a game that encourages young girls to be “whatever they want to be.” As long as that means being stick thin and obsessed with fashion, apparently.

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