I did n’t know tall mallow - grating abs was a G.I. Joe requirement . But bloody , Snake middle , you might have well just paint on that top . And do n’t even get me started on Scarlett ’s breast holsters .
These Modern G.I. Joe poster are ridonkulous . First off , they look like they stole the Dark Knight ’s get up and saw off the fins . Besides Snake Eyes who looks , well , look at that top — I do n’t know if I should be turn on or creeped out by the guy wearing shirt - in - a - can .
On the other hand , I ’ll let in Sienna Miller ’s over the shoulder butt shot as Baroness is a plus , but Rachel Nichols ’ Scarlett breast - plate are punch-drunk . Can you suppose seeing that in real life ? It would be impossible not to say , “ Um is that a plastic bra you ’re tire ? ” Also up there is Channing Tatum as Duke and Ray Park as Snake eye .
moderate out the rest of the team notice over atJoBlo .
G.I. Joe comes out on August 9 .
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