Years after you thought he ’d reformed and ended his warfare against the Jedi , Darth Vader is back and making trouble for those who learn from the didactics of acid muppet Yoda . Or , at least , that ’s what a Welsh court heard recently , as they learned about one of the most funny physical attack pick up on camera in recent memory .
concord to the UK ’s Daily Telegraph , Barney Jones — who found the first ever British Jedi Church , and goes by the name of “ Jedi Master Jonba Hehol ” when feeling particularly holy — and his crony Michael were attack by a mankind wearing a black ABA transit number lining and “ shiny black helmet ” while being shoot talking about Star Wars by a local television docudrama crew .
Their assaulter , Arwel Wynne Jones , had apparently lost his lightsaber given that he was instead using a metal crutch to attack the pal as he repeatedly yelled “ Darth Vader ” at them . After shoot down the Jones boys in hand - to - crutch combat , Wynne Jones then ferment on the camera crew before attempting to miss into the dark ( sith ) night .
Wynne Jones – who now denies the cathexis – fled the court before his case was discover , motivate Judge Andrew Shaw to issue a warrant for his catch with a line so perfect , George Lucas should be jealous :
I trust the force will soon be with him .
He then twist to the court clerk , said “ The police force , that is ! ” and left the court while the Saturday Night Live band play “ Here Come The Judge ” .
justice issues warrant for Darth Vader impersonator who ‘ attacked Star Wars fans’[Telegraph.co.uk ]
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