Bust out your mordant and atomic number 79 wreaths and streamer because Prime Day is nigh upon us !
What . You do n’t have sex what Prime Day is ?
What kind of heathen are you ? Were you born in a b ? Did your sister dip your head in the privy slop one too many fourth dimension ? How can you , an American , a fauna born with an unconditioned lovemaking of all things capitalism and consumerism , not know of our most hallowed holiday ? The one which all the more meretricious “ holidays ” like Yom Kippur and Eid Al - Fitr and Easter aspire to be .
There is no holy , no more celebratory twenty-four hours , than the one Amazon at random take from the calendar to unload all their stinky older stock and supercharge retail gross revenue in the notoriously sluggish summer months .
Amazon Prime Day is upon us get July 12 , and I for one can not wait to buy a drivel boob tube and Amazon Fire for $ 120 or a four - year - old hard crusade for ten buck less than retail .
Ooo . Maybe this will be the year I can finally afford anAmazon Fire telephone set !
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