Today is Twitter ’s eighth natal day and it got you a gift . With Twitter’snew First Tweet toolyou can attend back at your ( or anyone else ’s ) first tweet without minute upon hours of scrolling . We fill the liberty to round - up a few of the best and worst from some noteworthy tweeter .
HI chitter . THANK YOU FOR A WARM WELCOME . FEELING REALLY twenty-first CENTURY .
— Oprah Winfrey ( @Oprah)April 17 , 2009

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— Chuck Grassley ( @ChuckGrassley)November 26 , 2007

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— wint ( @dril)September 15 , 2008
Check out my single " ONE TIME " on my myspace and broadcast the word for me . Thanks www.myspace.com/justinbieber

— Justin Bieber ( @justinbieber)May 12 , 2009
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Just have into Berlin … feel proficient give thanks you , have my vicks inhalator by my bedside … and P.S. I TWITTTTER ! GAH . Such a follower !

— KATY PERRY ( @katyperry)February 21 , 2009
think we ’re only one key signature off from end the war in Iraq . Learn more at http://www.barackobama.com
— Barack Obama ( @BarackObama)April 29 , 2007

op rehearsing for my video just dancing and am now at wmc to perform at the Armani and nervous records party . But I am no flighty record ! …
— Lady Gaga ( @ladygaga)March 27 , 2008
@TeamKardashiansOMG your background is FIRE ! ! ! ! I desire my pics bigger I cogitate , will u assist me ?

— Kim Kardashian ( @KimKardashian)October 25 , 2008
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Hey , guys … so who is on this thing ?

— Nick Denton ( @nicknotned)December 11 , 2006
head to PhotoPlus Expo in the daybreak … .
— David Pogue ( @Pogue)October 19 , 2007

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— The New York Times ( @nytimes)March 5 , 2007
Apple is opening up the iPhone SDK . I ’m stoke !

— Gizmodo ( @Gizmodo)October 17 , 2007
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— Meta ( @Meta)September 26 , 2008

Please ignore anterior tweet , as that was someone pretending to be me 🙂 This is actually me .
— Elon Musk ( @elonmusk)June 4 , 2010
just setting up my twttr

— jack ( @jack)March 21 , 2006
I ’m about to go onstage in Minneapolis . After I finish up my tunny melt and go pee
— rob delaney ( @robdelaney)February 27 , 2009

Yeesh , Ape - feller . Is it not enough that I blog ?
— John Hodgman ( @hodgman)April 10 , 2008
I hope the 17 fans on my Geocities Sir Frederick Handley Page abide by me here .

— Patton Oswalt ( @pattonoswalt)May 1 , 2010
I just signed on to Twitter today . Do n’t desire it or require it , but do n’t wanna be out of the action !
— Stan Lee ( @TheRealStanLee)August 13 , 2009

" Hello World . “Hard at work on my foundation letter – bring out on 1/25 .
— Bill Gates ( @BillGates)January 19 , 2010
Today I question a squirrel in my backyard and then throw to commercial message . Somebody help me .
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— Conan O’Brien ( @ConanOBrien)February 24 , 2010
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— Google ( @Google)February 26 , 2009

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— dick costolo ( @dickc)May 28 , 2007
And that , of form , is only the beginning . We ’re only scrape up the control surface here . Please , leave your favorite obscure gems below , and we ’ll keep grouse up this list as we retrieve of more people to embarrass !
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